ok hear me out guys

[fvace]

[markv5]

Mom’s Work

[capitalisthippie]

Reboot to support this hardworking single mom

[remanence-of-love]

[skyrim-hates-her]

it’s so fucking funny how literally nobody cares when you assassinate the emperor. like i’m not clear on what exactly his job was but he was kind of the fucking emperor like you’d think people would care.

[funsized-disney]

I did a thing…am I funny yet LOL

[ladysaytenn]

Also do you guys really think that paypig post is real? Anyone can edit their PayPal balance via developer tools, I made this fake screenshot a month ago.

[rakhila]

Doesn’t hurt to reblog this. Worst that can happen is I don’t get any of that $50000000 bajillion dollars

[xeppeli]

driving sux because you can get killed. thanks henry ford you fucking jackass.

[sixpenceee]

Lord of the Rings cake

[daddxz]

She’s so pure, dirty and loyal

[quotemadness]

“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”

— A.A. Milne

[girl-non-grata]

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

[warmskin]

this is my favorite video

[fallingcities]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[symphani]

This is perfection!

[joebic]

Me as a husband

[kaitpesantemina]

joebic

[joebic]

You are that person love just in a different way kaitpesantemina

[kaitpesantemina]

““Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.””

— joebic